Life, misery, loneliness and suffering

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's 

all over much too soon.
          - Woody Allen

This life is a test; it is only a test.  If it were a real life,  you
 would receive instructions on where to go and what to do.
          - Unknown

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
          - Dick Werthimer

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
          - Truman Capote (1924-1984)

There are two reasons why the world is so screwed up: men and women.
          - Unknown

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
          - Adrienne E. Gusoff

A man and an alligator walked into a bar.

A man and an alligator walked into a bar.

"Do you serve lawyers here?" the man asked.
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man,  "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

Who's fighting in Syria?

This clears things up

[Jokes] By Process of Elimination...

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