Mexibonics

1. *Cheese*

 The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.


2. *Mushroom*

 When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom


3. *Shoulder*

My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read, so I shoulder.


4. * Texas *

My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!


5. *Herpes*

Me & my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece & she got herpes.


6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to tha store & July to me! Julyer!


7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!


8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.


9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair


10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.


11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women & I told her honey, harassment nothing to me.


12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.


13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.


14. *Budweiser*

 That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?