3 bodies turn up at the mortuary all with smiles their faces.
Cop "why are they smiling"
coroner says "1st guy was having a kiss and cuddle with his wife and had an heart -----attack hence his smile.
2nd guy won the lottery spent it on whiskey------ He died of alcho poisoning hence his smile.
3rd guy was unusual Paddy------- from Dublin was struck by lightening!
cop says "why the hell was he smiling?" -----------Paddy thought he was having his photo taken!"
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