When four married guys went for fishing...

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy:  You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'

Second guy:  That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy:  Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him,  “You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?”


Fourth guy:  I just set my alarm for 5:30 am.   When it went off,  I shut off my alarm,  Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:  'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said:……………..  'Wear sun-block.'