Old Age - UK Style

So, you're a sick pensioner and the government says there is no
nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot 2 MP's and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating,  air conditioning
and all the health care you need!  New teeth - no problem. Need
glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered.
(And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now  -
monthly ).

And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just
told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income
taxes any more.
 IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

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