An old trucker walks into a brothel and tells the madam,
"I've got five hundred bucks. I want the oldest, ugliest,
smelliest bitch you've got and a ham sandwich."
The madam says, "Sir, for that kind of money, I can
provide a young beautiful experienced woman and a steak
dinner."
The trucker replied, "You don't understand. I'm not
horny, I'm homesick.
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