A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call out from behind a large sand dune saying: "One Marine is better than ten Taliban."
The Taliban Commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out, "One Marine is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers."
Furious, the Taliban Commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The Marine voice calls out, "One Marine is better than one thousand Taliban."
The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket & machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought.
Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his Commander: "Don't send any more men, it's a trap!!! There are two of them."
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