Bambi thought about the question for a minute, then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Deleware."
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Returning home fro work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the police radio and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porth, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands she moaned, "I come home to find my house ransacked and all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help and what do they do? They send me a blind cop!"
