The Dept of Defense briefed the president this morning. They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.
Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken, almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a Brazilian?'
This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.
The definition of OLD
I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair.
She turned to me and asked "Are you having it catered"?
And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!!
She turned to me and asked "Are you having it catered"?
And that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!!
9 Laws on Chics
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend
to confirm that
2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your college.".................100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with
you.
8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her
know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend
to confirm that
2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your college.".................100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with
you.
8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her
know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend
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