Blonde goes shopping
A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a TV. After a few minutes, she picks one out and approaches the salesman. "I want to buy this television," she says.
The salesman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here." She gets mad, leaves and goes home.
She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store. "I want to buy this television." she says to the salesman, getting the same response; "Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes here." She leaves again, frustrated.
She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she once again approaches the salesman. "Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don't want any problems." To which the salesman
replies, "Sorry Miss, we don't serve blondes." Fed up with this, she cries, "How can you tell that I am blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!" To which the salesman replied, "Well, Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!"
The salesman replies, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here." She gets mad, leaves and goes home.
She dyes her hair brown and returns to the store. "I want to buy this television." she says to the salesman, getting the same response; "Sorry miss, we don't serve blondes here." She leaves again, frustrated.
She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she once again approaches the salesman. "Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don't want any problems." To which the salesman
replies, "Sorry Miss, we don't serve blondes." Fed up with this, she cries, "How can you tell that I am blonde? I have dyed my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!" To which the salesman replied, "Well, Miss, that television you are trying to buy is a microwave!"
10 Signs You Might Be a Douchebag
1. You spend most of your time online correcting spelling errors without ever contributing anything substantive to the conversation.
2. You ask for the manager when you realize the $0.99 soup you ordered doesn’t live up to your standards.
3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post.
4. You keep complaining about how there is nothing to watch on TV, yet the only programs you do watch are COPS and Dr. Phil.
5. You are Dr. Phil.
6. You are on Jersey Shore (the TV Show, or the actual place for that matter)
7. You wear sunglasses indoors, and at night.
8. Your pants are on the ground.
9. There is no room in your trunk because it is full of speakers.
10. You drive a $100k car but never have enough money to get a full tank of gas.
2. You ask for the manager when you realize the $0.99 soup you ordered doesn’t live up to your standards.
3. You comment on Facebook status updates before reading the entire post.
4. You keep complaining about how there is nothing to watch on TV, yet the only programs you do watch are COPS and Dr. Phil.
5. You are Dr. Phil.
6. You are on Jersey Shore (the TV Show, or the actual place for that matter)
7. You wear sunglasses indoors, and at night.
8. Your pants are on the ground.
9. There is no room in your trunk because it is full of speakers.
10. You drive a $100k car but never have enough money to get a full tank of gas.
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