Health Care Bill - Simplified
Now, let me get this straight......we're trying to pass a health care plan:
* written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,
* passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
* to be signed by a president that also is exempt from itand hasn't read it and who smokes,
* with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
* all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,
* and financed by a country that's broke.
What the hell could possibly go wrong?
* written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,
* passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
* to be signed by a president that also is exempt from itand hasn't read it and who smokes,
* with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
* all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,
* and financed by a country that's broke.
What the hell could possibly go wrong?
Texas Explains Decision on History Textbooks
Official Statement from Texas State Board of Education
AUSTIN, TX (The Borowitz Report) – Attempting to explain its controversial decision to revamp its history textbooks, The Texas State Board of Education issued an official statement today.
The one-sentence statement reads as follows: “If you were the state responsible for George W. Bush being elected President, you’d throw out your history books, too.”
In other news, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said it had been difficult to get Republicans to vote for health care because of a “tactical error” by President Obama: “He should have called it ‘gun care.’”
Elsewhere, employment numbers were up, largely due to the government’s decision to start counting people working on Farmville.
AUSTIN, TX (The Borowitz Report) – Attempting to explain its controversial decision to revamp its history textbooks, The Texas State Board of Education issued an official statement today.
The one-sentence statement reads as follows: “If you were the state responsible for George W. Bush being elected President, you’d throw out your history books, too.”
In other news, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said it had been difficult to get Republicans to vote for health care because of a “tactical error” by President Obama: “He should have called it ‘gun care.’”
Elsewhere, employment numbers were up, largely due to the government’s decision to start counting people working on Farmville.
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Ana.
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Jokes
Friends, i have been adding a lot of jokes and am going to do so continuously, if you have some jokes that you would like to contribute please send them to ana.p@only4humor.com and i will post them and mention you in the credits :)
Cheers,
Ana.
Cheers,
Ana.
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