No Government Takeover of Congress
Congress “No Place for Voting,” Protesters Say
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Just hours after the historic vote on health care reform, the Tea Party movement has taken up a new battle cry, protesting what they believe is a "government takeover of Congress."
Thousands of self-styled Teabaggers marched on the Capitol today to make the point that, in the words of one of their number, "Voting has no place in Congress."
"Our forefathers designed Congress to be a place where people talked and talked and never got anything done," said Teabagger Tracy Klugian. "This whole voting thing that happened on Sunday was tantamount to a government takeover of Congress."
He said the Teabaggers “would continue protesting until Congress stopped passing laws and got back to the business of being Congress.”
The protest march began at the Capitol and then moved to the U.S. Postal Service, where the Teabaggers protested a government takeover of mail.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Just hours after the historic vote on health care reform, the Tea Party movement has taken up a new battle cry, protesting what they believe is a "government takeover of Congress."
Thousands of self-styled Teabaggers marched on the Capitol today to make the point that, in the words of one of their number, "Voting has no place in Congress."
"Our forefathers designed Congress to be a place where people talked and talked and never got anything done," said Teabagger Tracy Klugian. "This whole voting thing that happened on Sunday was tantamount to a government takeover of Congress."
He said the Teabaggers “would continue protesting until Congress stopped passing laws and got back to the business of being Congress.”
The protest march began at the Capitol and then moved to the U.S. Postal Service, where the Teabaggers protested a government takeover of mail.
Smiling...
3 bodies turn up at the mortuary all with smiles their faces.
Cop "why are they smiling"
coroner says "1st guy was having a kiss and cuddle with his wife and had an heart -----attack hence his smile.
2nd guy won the lottery spent it on whiskey------ He died of alcho poisoning hence his smile.
3rd guy was unusual Paddy------- from Dublin was struck by lightening!
cop says "why the hell was he smiling?" -----------Paddy thought he was having his photo taken!"
Cop "why are they smiling"
coroner says "1st guy was having a kiss and cuddle with his wife and had an heart -----attack hence his smile.
2nd guy won the lottery spent it on whiskey------ He died of alcho poisoning hence his smile.
3rd guy was unusual Paddy------- from Dublin was struck by lightening!
cop says "why the hell was he smiling?" -----------Paddy thought he was having his photo taken!"
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