Jesus as Glen Beck

Ends with "tor"

A teacher asks the third grade class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy says, "Predator." "Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats freakin batteries like there's no tomorrow!"