# 10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're
on the road.
# 8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will
probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a
backup.
# 6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4 Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3 A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
# 2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
