A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball so they advised their butler to have the evening off. The couple went to the ball and dinner.
After an hour and a half, the wife told her husband that she was horribly bored and that she preferred to go home. The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important people who were his new business partners.
So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him
to come closer.
She moved forward and whispered in his ear.
"Take off my dress," she said.
"Now take off my bra..."
"Next remove my shoes and stockings."
"Now remove my garter belt and panties"
She then looked deep into his eyes and shouted, "Now, the next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!!!"