Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place........spank his ass again!"
THE MALE CYCLE
WHEN I WAS 13>> I hoped that one day i would have a girlfriend with big tits.
WHEN I was 16 >> i got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so i decided I needed a Passionate Girl with a Zest for life.
IN COLLEGE >> I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So i decided I needed a girl with stability.
WHEN i was 25 >> i found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.Life
became dull that i needed a girl with some excitement.
WHEN I was 28 >> I found an exciting girl, but i couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetus things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took
everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and NOW i am looking for a Girl With Big Tits
WHEN I was 16 >> i got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so i decided I needed a Passionate Girl with a Zest for life.
IN COLLEGE >> I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So i decided I needed a girl with stability.
WHEN i was 25 >> i found a very stable girl but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.Life
became dull that i needed a girl with some excitement.
WHEN I was 28 >> I found an exciting girl, but i couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetus things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took
everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and NOW i am looking for a Girl With Big Tits
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