First time dad at 65

With  all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a  65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was  discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to  visit.
 
 'May  I see the new baby?' I asked
 
 'Not  yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while  first.'
 
Thirty  minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'  
 
 'No,   not yet,' She said.

After  another few minutes had elapsed, I  asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No,  not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I  asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!'  she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have  to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT  HIM, O.K.?!!

Summer in Texas

Password of a Blonde

During a company's recent password audit, it was found that a blonde employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.