Great Female Comebacks



   Man:   "Haven't we met before?"
   Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
   
   Man:   "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
   Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
   
   Man:    "Is this seat empty?"
   Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
   
   Man:   "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
   Woman: "Well, I don't know.  Will two people fit under a rock?"
   
   Man:   "Your place or mine?"
   Woman: "Both.  You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
   
   Man:   "I'd like to call you.  What's your number?"
   Woman: "It's in the phone book."
   
   Man:   "But I don't know your name."
   Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
   
   Man:    "So what do you do for a living?"
   Woman:  "I'm a female impersonator."
   
   Man:   "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
   Woman: "Do not Enter"
   
   Man:   "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
   Woman: "Unfertilized !"
   
   Man:   "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
   Woman: "Yeah!  Let's pick up some chicks!"
   
   Man:   "I know how to please a woman."
   Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
   
   Man:   "I want to give myself to you."
   Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
   
   Man:   "I can tell that you want me."
   Woman: "Ohhhh.  You're so right.  I want you to leave."
   
   Man:   "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
   Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
   
   Man:   "Your body is like a temple."
   Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
   
   Man:   "I'd go through anything for you."
   Woman: "Good!  Let's start with your bank account."
   
   Man:   "I would go to the end of the world for you.
   Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?