Get ready to experience an hallucination.
1.- Click on the link below
2.- Then "click me to get trippy",
3.- Look at the center of the screen for 30 seconds, and then...
4.- Look at your hand holding the mouse, without moving it away from the mouse...NOT BEFORE!
( it is called "cenesthetic hallucination")
Results for females:
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay.
An anvil shoot!!! It's a "guy thing" you have to witness.
The younger generation says, "What's an anvil?"
This guy is one of us wrinkled, gray headed old farts who remembers anvils . . . and lives in Farmington, Missouri.
Boehner Issues 'Official Republican Niceness Pledge'
"It is no longer acceptable for members of our Party to say that the President of the United States was born in Kenya," wrote Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) in a memo sent to all GOP House members entitled The Official Republican Niceness Pledge. "From now on, we will say that he was born nearish America, and perhaps even as close as Cuba."
The Boehner memo said that the Party would have "zero tolerance" for Republicans who say that Mr. Obama "pals around with terrorists," instructing members to say instead, "Obama friends terrorists on Facebook."
The memo also instructed House members never to call Mr. Obama a "socialist," and instead to use the less politically polarizing term, "sociopath."
Mr. Boehner also warned GOP congressmen to stop referring to Mr. Obama's health care reform bill as "The Job-Killing Health Care Reform Act," advising them, "There are many perfectly good synonyms for 'killing,' such as 'strangling,' 'terminating,' 'annihilating,' and 'eviscerating.'"
In closing, Mr. Boehner wrote, "You owe it to your families and constituents back home to conduct yourselves in a civil manner, just as President Obama owes it to his relatives and comrades back in Havana."