Dictionary Of Dating
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of
money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with
a person whom you don't especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals
of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.
Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty
looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily
due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that
a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which
is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities
that initially attract two people to each other turn
into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to
do it more often than he does.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible
to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a
particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny,
but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears
to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of
money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with
a person whom you don't especially like in the present
and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals
of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to
communicate to a man that she is interested in him.
Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty
looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily
due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that
a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance
who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her
totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which
is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities
that initially attract two people to each other turn
into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to
do it more often than he does.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible
to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a
particular person.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny,
but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears
to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
