A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he wants is
anal sex, and my butthole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to
be about the size of a nickel.'
Her mother says, 'You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you
live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week
allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away
over 45 cents?'
be about the size of a nickel.'
Her mother says, 'You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you
live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week
allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away
over 45 cents?'