Please, take care of yourself this holiday season.
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the
Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by people who drink bottled
water, Starbucks, soda, juice, energy drinks, and crap like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries
about your safety.